The Space Dogs Tricycle Gang: Ariel Hope Chronicles 3 by Moss G.P

Author:Moss, G.P. [Moss, G.P.]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: G.P. MOSS
Published: 2017-07-04T04:00:00+00:00

Chapter Eleven

Milky Way (The scary side of Earth's Atmosphere)

Patricia's feeling mega epic as she breaks through Earth's atmosphere.

She catches Billy Duke's attention as he returns from the toilet.

"You missed all the fun! Why are you walking like that?"

"No need to draw attention to my balance problems, is there?"

"There really is no reason to be scared; that was the hard bit over with."

"Woah! What was that? Get down quick, gang, we're under attack!"

Billy Roscoe looks to the floor from his seat.

"Don't worry, Billy, it's just space debris, from old satellites, and stuff."

"Hahaha, I knew that; just playing a space game, wasn't I, eh?"

Pulling himself up, the Duke warily eyes the flying objects whizzing past.

"Yeah, there's nothing to this space lark, is there gang? Eh, eh?!"

Patricia grins the grin of a thousand jagged grins.

"This is only the beginning, Billy Duke. In a short while, we are likely to encounter rocks thrown at us. Imagine you're a little yellow plastic duck at an old-fashioned fairground. Now imagine 5 big bullies throwing massive stones cunningly designed as sandbags. Now imagine those nasty bullies throwing them so hard they want to send you into the next galaxy in order to win the goldfish. That is what is coming soon."

Billy looks terrified, his straggly straggles standing on end like a tasered, extremely hairy criminal.

“But you said the hard bit was over! Not that I’m bothered, at all, no, no, hahaha!”

"Do you want a little go at flying Beta Zero, Billy? I know it is your dream."

His face does not light up as expectedly as you might imagine.

"Aye, lass, that I do, indeed. Once we're out of the easy least rock throwing area. Aye, I'll leave the non-threatening bit for you."

"Lass? Forgotten my name already, have you?"

Patricia puts Beta Zero into multi 360s, causing the residents to scream and shout like toddlers on their first day at nursery.

She is proper furious.

“Do you wish to be the 1st of the gang to die, Billy Duke?”

As the cruiser levels off, the Duke rushes to the toilet, only to find there's a long queue.

Patricia crackle cackles her disdain.

"This is a Beta cruiser, you idiots. There are multiple toilets available!"

Neither Billy Duke or his under crackers can stand this tirade of abuse any longer.

"Start behaving, Patricia or I will unplug you!"

"Hahaha, and how will you do that? I am hardwired into the fabric hahaha!"

Really? No, anyone could easily remove her circuitry. In the larger central control area, complete with plush seats and massive screens, is a box that says, 'AI control panel'.

But no one ever goes in there, except Patricia's techie tech droid of course.

He has only 1 job on this trip.

To guard her panel.

And to fix other stuff if it goes wrong.

Beta Zero is short staffed.

*

What the techie tech droids have not done is install the minimum 2-person stupid speed technology, to stop deranged individuals from literally tearing everyone's hair out.

Billy Duke is angry and when he is in this mood, he often makes rash decisions.

"Okay, Patricia, I'm ready to

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